I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You took a bar mat shot.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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