HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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