Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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