it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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