oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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