he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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