You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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