How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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