Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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