Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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