So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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