My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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