I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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