idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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