Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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