names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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