Its about making memories worth repressing
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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