I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
