Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
3pm strippers are depressing
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
