I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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