I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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