let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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