Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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