Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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