I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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