I'm drive I can fine osifer
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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