All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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