i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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