Buhtt sex?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I need to calm my uterus...
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