I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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