just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
