I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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