You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
