I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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