the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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