Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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