Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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