problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
