is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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