operation harelip BJ is a go
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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