I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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