I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Randomize
