last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
false alarm. still invincible.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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