He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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