operation have a gay friend backfired
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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