Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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