you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I am mentally ready for anal.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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