Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
