she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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