Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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