We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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