ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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