Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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