I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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