I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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