Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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